Suck it

Let’s talk woman to woman here…Periods suck.  They are gross, and make a woman feel icky.  Nothing worse then feeling blood gush from your cooter for several days straight.  To keep that junk under control you either: A. wear a pad, and feel like you have a diaper on. B. use a tampon, I don’t know about you, but if I’m having something stuck up my cooter for a while it sure as hell isn’t going to be a wad of cotton with a pull string. C. use a cup thing…those are OMG nasty!  Who would want to stick their hands up their bloody cooch to put a cup in, let alone take it out when full, PULEEZE!  I’ll totally pass.  There should be an easier method, one that takes care of all that messy weeks worth of blood in one easy step.  A teen I’m close to, came up with a brilliant idea…a vacuum! Lets break out a womanly shop vac, maybe something with a pleasure attachment (:) ) and suck all that crap right out!  Might actually enjoy it too hehe.  Whatcha think good idea?

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One Response to Suck it

  1. Ariana says:

    Aubreigh, you crack me up.

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