So glad I started this blog that my kids don’t know about. Tee-Hee-Hee
1.) Name a song that describes you, one that describes your sex life, and one that describes your relationship (or your last relationship if you’re single)! Hmmm, what song describes me. The Prayer . Because I’m a wife, mother and grandmother, I’m in constant worry about the people I love. Lets move on to what describes your sex life. Afternoon Delight by Starland Vocal Band . How do I describe my relationship and the love of my life. Close to You by The Carpenters. Hell my age is showing.
2.) Have you ever tried anal sex? If yes would you try it again & if no would you ever try it? (You can thank Ian for this question, he never got around to asking it at TMM!) Yes, I have. And I hate to admit it, but it’s kind of a turn on for me. So all you who know me, probably all 2 of you, pick your jaws up off the floor and get back to reading.
3.) If your teenager wanted a sex toy or a porn movie would you buy it for them? Why or why not? (This one was inspired by a debate on CafeMom.com) Thank god my kids aren’t teenagers anymore. The answer is a big fucking NO. They can invest in those when they get old enough to buy them themselves. Yikes, I don’t want to know what kind dildo my daughter wants, or what perverted thing my son in into.
4.) Let’s say you commit a serious crime, but are able to get away with it. Could you live the rest of your life without paying your debt to society? OR would you turn yourself in? hmmm, I’m thinking that if it was “serious” I probably couldn’t live with it. Unless I killed someone because they abused my kids or grandkids. Then I could totally live with it. Turn myself in, no way. Let them find me. bwaa-ha-ha
5.) What are the 3 core things you want to instill in your children. (If you don’t have kids…assume you do.) Compassion, Self Esteem, Love
6.) Could you ever be in an open relationship? Being in an open relationship is like having an affair except that your significant other knows all about it. So on that basis, no. If I were to have an affair, I wouldn’t want my significant other knowing, or me knowing if he was. Weird, huh.
That was tons of fun. And the truth is out!!