To my brain, and big FU for not remembering even if I put conditioner on my hair. What the fuck is wrong with you!!
To my supposed BFF from High School, FU!!! Are you fucking jealous of me? I’m so tired of you always trying to make yourself better than me, while trying to make yourself sound like you are “so much better”. God, if I wasn’t getting a free lunch out of you tomorrow, I would just tell you to fly a kite.
To the shitteous I.T. guy here at work. FU. Or should I say, neener-neener. Yeah, you are a douchebag. Telling me that I don’t know what I’m talking about. Ha. I TOLD YOU what the fucking problem was. And guess what, it was!!! It wasn’t my computer, it wasn’t the internet provider, IT WAS THE PHONE LINE!! I want your paycheck!! Fucker!!
Wow, I had some anger issues this week. I feel like I have sufficiently “gotten off” and devirginated.