Watching the news this morning I learned a few facts that I thought I should bring to your attention. First of all, it’s the time of the year that the male tarantula is the on prowl. Searching out his mate. He has waited a decade for this year, and now he is a man. Poor sucker, once he gets his rocks off, he has about 2 weeks to live. And he only does it once. ONCE!! What the hell. I don’t get it. Wait 10 years, finally start getting horny and then slam, bam, thank you ma’am. You’re dead. Glad I’m not a fucking male spider.
Also. News anchors. They are not the best at ad-libbing. If it’s not on the teleprompter, they are all lost. aahh, ummm, stuck, ummm, car, giggle, giggle. I find myself trying to help them along. I wish I could make their money for them. Poor dudes. They must be real fun at the dinner table.
I also think that the dude on the channel I watch in the morning has the hots for the woman they throw it to on Wall Street. Just the dumb ass shit he says to her. Yikes. I feel like he’s a freaking high school boy. Or maybe it’s just that he is terrible at ad-libbing and the creepy dude that you all couldn’t stand in school comes out. Just sayin’.