Reporting for Work

PTW

You may have heard that I have a new job.  I am now the personal bodyguard of one of the royals.  My job is to keep the “security guards” away from PWT.  Yeah, I’m a badass.  Don’t even try to fuck with me.  I won’t even look the same everyday.  I will be known as Chameleon.  My looks and job abilities will change as to what is happening around her at the moment.  So if you think you can see me, ha, good luck suckers.  And yes, I’m talking to you, Royal Security Guards. 

One day I could look like any one of these guys.  Yes, even the dog.  

Or like this ummm person

I might have to look like this person

And if I look like this person, I definitely will be asking for a raise. 

You have everything to fear, and fear itself.  But beware. get close to PWT, and the shit will hit the fan.  Got it? Good. 

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9 Responses to Reporting for Work

  1. Boobies says:

    Congrats on the new gig! Very cool! 😉

  2. PWT says:

    Hahaha!! I feel safer already!!

    On a side mission… if you happen to see any of those security guards wearing some hot outfit like Angelina… steal it for me. I’ll be damned if security is going to dress better than me 😀

    You rock!!

  3. Ginger says:

    how fuckin’ are you?!! that is awesome, congrats!!

  4. CB says:

    The fuck?? Nope, Im pissed. Picking out my own personal bodyguard as we speak bitch!

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