Road Trip Competition

Come on over and read all about the Ice Sculpture Competition on my new site.


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Day of Rest Roadtrip

As I mentioned, I’ve moved so come over and check out my day of rest on the Royal Roadtrip.

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Road Trip

OK, if you want to hear all about my first day on the Royals Roadtrip, you have to follow me over to my new blog


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Dear Folllowers

I am moving.  Yeah.  Got tired of all the hardness of wordpress, so you can find me later today at

Same girls, different place.

Please come follow me.  One reason I want to move is to see who you guys are. 

Follow the trail of my bodyguard duties for PWT.  I’ve been summoned to the Road Trip.  God, I just know it’s going to be some hard ass work.


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Fawk You Friday – 11.19.10

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Whew, first of all, thank freaking god it’s friday.  And thanks once again to Christy and Boobies for the opportunity to sound off.

Fawk you papercuts.  What the hell.  Why are you so painful.  I decided that waterboarding terrorists is just to nice.  Lets start giving them papercuts all over their bodies, in all the most sensitive places, and I guarantee they will start talking.

Fawk you Brian David Mitchell.   Yeah the freakoide that kidnapped Elizabeth Smart.  God, you are an ass.  You are a pedophile and a conniving rat bastard.  I hope you get life in prison.

Fawk you wordpress.  What the fuck is up with not being able to link as easily as you used to.  Stop changing things that work.  Fuck, maybe I will just move this blog to blogger.  They are at least trying to make things easier.

Fawk you to the woman on Dr. Phil’s show on Wednesday.  I sat down last night to watch and couldn’t even get past the opening “what’s on today’s show”.  God, you shouldn’t be allowed to have children, while I have 2 sisters that can’t.  So yeah, fuck you.  I hope they took the poor boy away from you!

That’s all.  I really hate child abuse of any type.  Gives me extreme anger at god issues. 

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Road Trip

I’ve been on a road trip.  Did it on my own.  The Royals were having a little trouble with a rat bastard.  Security has been busy trying to keep order around them so I took it upon myself.  Asked PWT for some time off.  Didn’t want her to know what the master plan was.

Threw on a little outfit that I knew would keep all eyes on me. 

Then I called on a few of my employees to come along.  Yeah, I have a firm.  Doesn’t all good bodyguard companies.

 Rat Bastard was totally hooked and started following me like a little puppy dog.  Natasha had my back.



All but one of my crew were following him.  Watching his comings and goings.  What a loser he is.   The homeless didn’t even want to talk to him.  Maybe it was because he was walking with “his wife” in all her plastic glory. 

While he was out, one of the girls entered his house, exchanged his computer with one of ours, was out in a flash.  We have all kinds, so he didn’t even realize it was switched.  She also installed a hidden camera to catch his reaction when he tried to log on to it.  hahaha.  loser.  BUSTED. 

We have installed little tracking devices to follow his every move.  And also his homely wife.  If they even try to get close, we will be notified, I will notify Security, and the Royals will be safe.

Remember all you Rat Bastards out there.  The Royals are not to be fucked with.  Big ole badass Karma is on your tail!!


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Some People Suck

What the hell is wrong with people?  

More and more I’m learning that some people just suck.  They are so unhappy in their own lives, that they have to try to bring down everyone else.  I find it so disturbing that there are bloggers out there that lie about who they are, send awful emails, can’t even post about their own fucking lives.  Are their lives so boring that they can’t talk about it?  My life isn’t always rainbows and unicorns.  They have to STEAL someone elses identity.  God, is sickens me. 

In all fairness, its not just in the blogging world, it is all around us.  I am getting really tired of the “bad” guys always getting away with shit, while the rest of us, sweat it out, trying to make a living, paying our bills, having our up moments and down moments, but we are the ones that get shit on constantly. 

Be assured, I am a real person.  I have feelings.  I get pissed when those I love get shit on.  And believe it or not, a lot of you that know about this blog, I really feel like are friends.  This is the blog where I can tell you how I really feel, without my kids knowing.   Not that I don’t mind my kids knowing stuff, but there are some things that a mom wants to say without them getting hurt.  Thats all.

This is just a rant.  I work with a couple of guys that get away with so much fucking stuff that I can’t even stand it anymore.  Don’t feel like coming to work, cool.  Don’t come in.  Don’t call,  Sure do it for a couple of days.  No big deal.  But another employee takes a day off to help their family, they get yelled at. 

I need to learn to filter myself.  I feel the pain of others.  I look for nothing but the best, then I get shit on.  I’m afraid to comment on anyones blog anymore, for fear that person isn’t a real person, but have stolen someone elses identity.  Or that they are mean, spiteful people that think that a death of a child is something to “get over”. 

I’m going to just become a robot.  Yeah, that way I won’t have any feelings. 

Rant Over 


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